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10 amazing things concerning this book –
- The Intelligent Designer created a planet for humans, then gave 70% of it to fish.
- Humans need heat from the sun to avoid freezing to death.
- Humans need protection from the sun, to avoid getting burnt. To death.
- Most humans think land mines are evil. The Intelligent Designer made volcanoes and earthquakes.
- Humans who believe in an Intelligent Designer will not enjoy this book.
- The bit in this book about a man from Scunthorpe with a death wish for mountain climbers may contain traces of fiction.
- The Intelligent Designer decided that a perfect place for humans to live would have thousands of species of plants, fungi, insects and animals capable of killing us without warning.
- The bit about Van Gogh and the famous St Rémy Pray-Off of 1889 may not be completely true.
- If you believe that God’s on your side, don’t read this book.
- The Intelligent Designer decided that a wafer thin film of atmosphere would be plenty, and that humans would definitely not pollute it to death.
